Aug. 29th, 2013

My tweets

Aug. 29th, 2013 12:00 pm
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  • Wed, 12:19: When "cleaning" is really more like "dancing around like a goon in your underwear", you're Doing Shit Right. #boogie #boogie
  • Wed, 12:33: ...I just found a step-on weight scale under my bathroom sink. My mother offered me one three times; I said no. And here it is anyway. RAGE.
  • Wed, 12:36: So tempted to go take this thing and smash it to pieces in the parking lot but then I'm just creating problems for other people.
  • Wed, 13:02: Alternate idea: Debating showing up at my folks' with the scale and throwing down about boundaries and weight loss.
  • Wed, 13:03: Seems my boundaries only matter when I completely lose my shit, and then it's just me being "overly sensitive" b/c mental health.
  • Wed, 13:04: But at this point I'll take "our crazy daughter is coming up with crazy neurotic rules again, might as well play along" over being trampled.
  • Wed, 13:08: Alternate alternate idea: Anyone want to platonically marry me for medical insurance purposes so I can stop relying on unhealthy people?
  • Wed, 13:13: Will trade delicious pie and home decorating services in exchange for the benefits of a sham marriage. Please apply within.
  • Wed, 13:56: Thanks to @amandapalmer, I have now learned about tonsilloliths, or "tonsil stones". Overwhelming urge to go poke at my throat now.
  • Wed, 14:05: RT @labyrinthman: DragonCon-goers get to see Abney Park /and/ @prof_elemental ?! Lucky sods.
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