Jun. 6th, 2013

My tweets

Jun. 6th, 2013 12:00 pm
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  • Wed, 12:33: RT @ChuckWendig: I feel like a toddler's secret job is to move between spaces and rearrange things according to some kind of chaotic divine…
  • Wed, 12:33: RT @ChuckWendig: Translation: I just found wadded-up trash and a Matchbox car in my shoe. #bdub
  • Wed, 12:34: RT @jimchines: "I choose a life of celibacy." No problem. "I choose that lifestyle for you as well." Now we have a problem. #Religion
  • Wed, 12:39: RT @eleanor_morley: If you're in a bad mood look at how happy this man is with his giant onion http://t.co/ipQchHXODx
  • Wed, 12:45: Me: "I've had three hours of broken sleep." Mom: "You could go get us coffee and lunch." Me: "Bitch, please. You're the one with the car."
  • Wed, 13:02: RT @erowid: "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." ~ Albert Camus (1913-1960)
  • Wed, 13:07: If you ever catch me doing this, please kill me. "@Jezebel: Oh crap: We start turning into our mothers when we're 31 http://t.co/PMGc4OsztB"
  • Wed, 13:47: RT @biorhythmist: My new hero is the girl on the bus who, when told to smile by a creeper dude, propped up the corners of her mouth with bo…
  • Wed, 13:47: RT @fakedansavage: Wisdom: "Straight guys use 'cocksucker' like it's the worst possible insult then complain that their girlfriends don't g…
  • Wed, 14:28: Well, I'm glad I was too nauseated to even try to eat yet today if I was just going to wind up barfing my insides out anyway. #yum #deadday
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