Mar. 23rd, 2013

moiread: (wtf • alicia w.)
Someone called me a "very private person" today. This is even someone who follows me on Twitter, where I give TMI more frequently than I have ever done on LJ. (Not a greater degree of TMI, I don't think, but definitely in greater quantity.) And I have given LJ a hell of a lot of TMI, as you all well know.

I didn't know what to say in response, so I just made a face. (If you have met me in person, you know the one. It looks something like this icon.) I'm not sure how I could be any less private than I already am without making people inch away from me in public! Hell, I don't even close the drapes when I change anymore because at some point I just stopped giving a shit. (If you're staring that hard into my apartment as you walk past, you can feel free to be visually assaulted by the incredible blinding whiteness of my pasty fat-girl asscheeks.)

What more do you want? Amateur pornography? A running commentary on the state of my bowels? Good lord.

People are confusing.

My tweets

Mar. 23rd, 2013 12:00 pm
moiread: (moirae • art.)
  • Fri, 13:33: Time for another edition of clean-out-the-fridge jambalaya! #frugal #leftovers #delicious #foodisgood http://t.co/3avmRncq3p
  • Fri, 13:33: Because someone always asks: What's in the jambalaya today? Uncle Ben's tomato herb rice, leftover (cont) http://t.co/HIyJtXDhOO
  • Fri, 16:48: Doing pant surgery. Just opened up the waistband of my jeans. Feel like I am seeing parts of the universe man was not meant to know.
  • Fri, 17:23: RT @PennyRed: I like the word 'cis' because it gives me a language with which to understand my own privilege. Some people seem to hate it for same reason.
  • Fri, 17:44: HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS WE FOUND MY ASS. These jeans look fucking amazing now. I want to run up to people and be all, "Look at my bum! Look!"
  • Fri, 19:51: RT @The_Gecko: @chellenator you could just walk around playing a personal soundtrack of butt-themed songs over portable speakers. Yep. Do this.
  • Fri, 22:17: Haha! My amateur but very perfectionist sewing job fits me better and looks better than the pair I had done professionally. #neuroticismFTW

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