Mar. 11th, 2013

My tweets

Mar. 11th, 2013 12:00 pm
moiread: (moirae • art.)
  • Sun, 19:19: RT @mopheadf: I shit you not, this was on our street this morning, as is: http://t.co/QaV5KvqVHL
  • Mon, 00:25: RT @religiouscritic: Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a doughnut because you're on a diet
  • Mon, 08:15: RT @antiroom: Father hacks Donkey Kong so his daughter can play as Pauline (usually damsel in distress) and rescue Mario http://t.co/n9MNeEKEtw
  • Mon, 10:53: My doctor: "I'm so sorry. I have to do a breast exam as part of your annual physical." Me: "Why are you sorry? THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. Silly."
  • Mon, 10:54: Doctor: "Well I know it can be embarrassing!" Me: "I had six people elbow-deep in my vagina two weeks ago. Feeling me up a bit is nothing."
  • Mon, 10:55: And then he had to spend a few minutes laughing before he could touch my boobs with a straight face. My poor doctors. I am unfair.
  • Mon, 11:26: At my favourite Italian deli. Owner just gave me That Look and told me they have jumbo jars of spicy eggplant right now. #easysell

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