- Thu, 15:04: Visit to dental hygienist: CONQUERED! Now we celebrate with glazed cranberry scones and soy chai lattes. #foodisgood #teetharefornoms
- Thu, 15:20: Boogying home to Stromae's "Papaoutai", thanks to a friend on FB: http://t.co/BwYx03EgSA #french #tunes
- Thu, 15:32: RT @stats_canada: 84% of Canadian girlfriends are knitting you a tuque for Christmas
- Thu, 16:54: #IAmGratefulFor Sarcasm, Ativan, cupcakes, vibrators, and the Oxford comma. #mylifeinanutshell
- Fri, 04:55: Ouch! Forgot to feed Eve last night so went to feed her now and she bit me for the first time ever! My finger is fine. My dignity is not. :(
- Fri, 08:00: Yesterday was rough. But I woke up today with energy and a plan for redoing my bedroom with simple changes. RAR. FEAR ME.
- Fri, 08:01: Sorry, neighbours: I totally am cleaning to dance music at 8am. Normally I'm quiet as a mouse, so you can just forgive me.